“The Casino’s Already Screwing Me” – Unisex Classic Tee

Love? Relationships? Stability? Nah — the casino got there first. The “The Casino’s Already Screwing Me” Classic Unisex Tee is for the high-roller with no chips left, the one who gave their heart (and wallet) to the slots. Made from soft yet structured cotton, this tee brings clean lines, comfy fit, and just enough sarcasm to make your financial ruin look fashionable.

Whether you’re doubling down or tapped out, at least your outfit hits.

Details:

-100% cotton for solid colors

-Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

-Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

-Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

-Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

-Open-end yarn for a vintage-soft feel

-Tubular fabric structure

-Taped neck and shoulders

-Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem

Note:

-White may appear slightly off-white due to natural fibers

-“Natural” color includes unique speckling — part of the fabric’s charm, not a defect

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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